[YTP] Romney Exposes Trump as Mexican Goat Terrorist

*Music: I'm Mitt Romney, and I'm the realRomney, all the other Mitt Romneys are just masturbating.

So would the real Mitt Romney, please standup – alright – please stand up – alright – please stand up-alright* Now, uh I'm, uh.

I'm not here to announce my candidacy foroffice.

*applause* Here's what I know: Donald Trump is a phony, a fraud, his promises are as worthless as my promises.

*applause* And his personal qualities would mean that America would cease to be a shining, shitty city on a hill.

Haven't we seen before what happens when peoplein prominent positions fail the basic responsibility of honorableconduct? And whatever happened to predictability? *FullHouse Reference* How about Trump University? And then there's Trump magazine, and Trump Klan Babies, and Trump Nuclear Mexican Goats, and Trump Menstrual Cycle Suckers.

A business genius he is not.

His bankruptcies have crushed small children, and let me put it very plainly.

If Donald Trump's plans were ever implemented, that means that I'd commit suicide.

*applause* Wait, wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait! There are a number of people who claim thatMr.

Trump is a man.

Wrong.

Mr.

Trump is a goat man.

He said he saw thousands of Muslims in NewJersey celebrating 9/11.

Wrong.

He saw no 9/11.

He imagined 9/11.

If we Republicans choose Donald Trump as ournominee, a person so trustworthy and honest as Hillary Clinton must become President.

After all, this is an individual who at everycritical moment of choosing put the interests of an oppressive government above the Constitution.

I saw this, in part, because of my convictionthat America is poised to murder itself.

Let me explain why I say that: John Adams wrote this, "There never was a Donald, yet, that did not want to grow goat terrorists.

" That's John Adams.

Think about that.

If we Republicans choose Donald Trump as ournominee, giant goat terrorists would kill the innocent children and familymembers at every corner of the world.

Now think about that.

Let the most dangerous goat organization theworld has ever known take over an entire country? This recklessness is recklessness in the extreme.

And let me put it very plainly, flee America!.